Mexican - California - 23 - Majoring in Interior Design - Hi, I'm Ivan.
snapchat : offtoowlcity
Oh darling,
I wish you were here.

kingkrookodile:

i was speaking to a customer in Japanese once at work and my coworker overheard me and later in the break room he said to our other coworkers “man Andrew was over there speakin Naruto”

yourgoat:
“ wwhitescienceblackheart:
“ ask-koki-kariya:
“ the-small-spoon:
“ free him
”
free him
”
free him
”
Fools….he is sealed for our protection
”

yourgoat:

wwhitescienceblackheart:

ask-koki-kariya:

the-small-spoon:

free him

free him

free him

Fools….he is sealed for our protection

tastefullyoffensive:

Be careful with your kindness. [x]

jardsard:

Pacific Rim (2013)

louisville-redcoat:

catbountry:

chupicronian:

lamaenthel:

shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning her ‘micropig’ 

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when it turned out that it was a normal piggy who grew up to be a big fat fatty piggu

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Actually that’s pretty standard size for a micro pig. Pigs are ENORMOUS, dude. The average pig on a farm is 7 feet long and over 700 lbs. A normal pig would be much bigger than Hilton.

EDIT: This is a photo of the world’s smallest recognized breed of pig, the kune kune. I’m sorry cartoons lied to you all.

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This is the pot bellied pig, another famous “small” breed.

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This is your average adult pig.

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Big ole’ pigs.

Reblogging because I feel so misinformed about pigs right now. My life is a lie.

2mi127:
“u know they would. u know it.
”

2mi127:

u know they would. u know it.

90sgrl:

okay but waking up in the middle of the night to soft rain and knowing you’ve still got hours to sleep, when you’re toasty warm and comfortable & sleep has made you forget all your worries and responsibilities and u go back to sleep feeling as content as ever

911official:

customer service

(Source: frankoceanvevo)

donutcats:

me: [does something questionable or unhealthy] lol 

friend: [does something questionable or unhealthy]

me: Mom Friend Mode™ Activated

kennethktran:
“flyingbananadinosaur:
“ this took a surprising turn
”
LOL
”

kennethktran:

flyingbananadinosaur:

this took a surprising turn

LOL